Getting married in less than 72 hours. Weird!!!!

All I want is a plan that will work. One that makes me feel good.

This one has angry eyes!!

Fucking Bea Arthur man. 2 Golden Girls in the span of one year. I can't handle another.

I've been charting my emotional state for the past 4 weeks or so. Today was a nine. This one goes to eleven.

Right now I'm debating whether or not to go Salsa dancing.

I'm ghostwriting a book with my brother's girlfriend Bibi. We had our first meeting today. She gave me an overview of what the story is going to about and told me about the main character. It's going to be about her father's life mostly and how he came from communist Czechoslovakia to the United States. His life from before and after. It's really interesting so far.. I'm going to work on the preface and the first chapter tonight and see what comes out.

I don't think I've ever been more excited about a project in my life. I can't wait to really get into it.

Why is everything more interesting in LEGO?

A chimp going crazy and ripping a woman's face off it the most metal thing I've ever heard.

ZOMBIES! Consistency people, consistency.

It feels like desperate times.

I SAW IT SNOW TODAY!! It looked just like when it rained ash in San Diego a few years ago, but a lot cleaner and it didn't smell like cigarettes.

I'm freezing my ass off and I haven't got to shoot anything, but I did buy gas for $1.39 a gallon.

he's a psychopath

Perfect reason I shouldn't watch late night infomercials.

I'm years away from having kids and I want this.

My favorite part of my week days is between three and four pm when I come home and watch Maury.

What was the caps lock button used for before people started yelling at each other on the internet?

I'm fucking sick of driving. And heat.

Most girls I talk to say they feel better about themselves when they watch How to Look Good Naked. I feel better about myself when I watch the TLC program The 750 Pound Man.

I would call my mom and begin to tell her where the fortune is buried. Seconds before I finish, the plane would crash.

Next time you're sitting with someone and having a serious conversation, start doing Kegels' and see if they notice.

P.S.
Try not to laugh.

This is amazing. I miss beer pong.

I wish for the ability to not comment on blogs and random TMZ photos.

I'm the loser who spent the afternoon on youtube.

my mom doesn't think our pictures look alike. I think she's crazy.

I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but Drew Carey has really been phoning in the spade and neutered thing.

New user pic. It's amazing.

Google two word search game. Two words, one result.

necrozoospermia grolar
esoteric soynog

I must have done this quiz at some other point in my life.

8. Count 'em. 8 Years livejournal. suckit